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- Best example of self-sacrifice: If we get ONE more NF today, Blue will NOT get her ONYX. AGAIN. So who double red-flags on her start for the next heat? Yes, Bekka. (HH 7/09/06)
- Laura challenged Angie's gift for drink when the only leftover in her "doggie bag" upon leaving the steakhouse in Omaha was a baked potato: someone said it would make a good Kong filler! (No wonder Marcus denies knowing her!)
- Before the Hawkeye men's basketball demo (3/1/06), Bekka (i.e., owner of nine dogs) phoned Jayne to say Belle was in heat - could she please borrow a dog to run? Yow.
- Angie helped herself to a cookie in the hospitality room at the men's basketball demo (3/1/06), got caught by a Per Mar Security Cookie Protector "stealing" a cookie, and was rescued by a cop who told the Protector the cookie was his and he gave it to her. This could only happen to Angie.
- Okay, next time we do a UI basketball demo, let's all make sure Ruby can really come!, and that she hasn't just had surgery on her foot (January 2004), or that she doesn't plan to spend the weekend visiting an out-of-town friend (January 2005).
- The Bel-Aire Motor Inn in Albert Lea, Minnesota (July-August 2004) ... enuff said.
- Maybe squirter cheese isn't such a good idea as a motivator. Ask Beth, who had a cheese explosion in her pants' pocket at the Hawkeye Hustler's July 2004 tournament.
- Faux Pas: Barbara wore SWISHY pants to a 4-star (well, old folks) steakhouse in Springfield (April 2004); we were all embarassed to be at her table.
- Angie took out her first set of sensors racing Ginger at Omaha 4-Play's April 2004 tournament. Bam.
- Longest pass: Terry and Ruben at the Omaha 4-Play April 2004 tournament. Co-conspirators: Barb and Trace. Excuse: Time for a little chat. Apparently couldn't wait until AFTER the race ...
- Most amazing ball bobble: Chloe at the Omaha 4-Play December 2003 tournament. Bobbled the ball at the box, it bounced off her nose and backwards OVER the backstops, Chloe bounced over in hot pursuit and disappeared from sight between the lanes. Then, she bounced back over into the ring WITH her ball and actually cut in and hit every hurdle, to cheers from the audience AND the judge! Was it her OWN ball she brought back? Boxloader Laura says yes; judge Dale said he didn't care -- she deserved the clean run.
- Record for longest start time: Ruby and handler Steve at 7.2 seconds. (Just what DID you nod at the judge about, anyway?)
- Most glamorous runbacks by a handler: Bekka, who hurdled the barrier at the back of the ring after nearly every race in her efforts to keep ahead of Cully in Mason City at the Iowa Fly Dogs' tournament in August 2002. There just can't be enough runback space for some dogs.
- Congratulations to Chloe and handler Jo for setting a new record for early starts: FOUR in a row in one race, assisted in the dastardly deed by former teammate and fellow start dog Sage and handler Peggy, at the Jammn' K9s tournament in August 2003. Way to stress out your teams girls!
- Nami took out the sensors in her lane while handling Chloe and trying to get her to release her tug to re-run, Henry, summer 2002.
- Team Kickin' Asphalt (Chloe, Jester, Belle, and Rippy) had a fabulous time setting the Club record for breakouts: TEN in one weekend in Division 2 at the Hawkeye Hustlers' tournament in July 2003. (Ready for Division 1?)
- Best poop stories: Blue, hands down. Blue poops in the lane, leaves mid-race to poop outside, tries to poop while racing; Bekka has all kinds of poop stories. Just ask her.
- Best doggie fountain: Cully, in Madison, early 2002. Got his foot caught in a box hole and sprayed everyone and everything in the vicinity. Ugh.
